I woke up this morning with the theme of "The 12 Days of Christmas" running through my head. But I was replacing it with lyrics to "The 1st Day of School". I know, the randomness of my brain. I can't control it. Can't contain it. Can't even tell ya what will come next! And this was all BEFORE coffee. Amazing feat to say the least. So for your pleasure, and you have to sing it out loud...not just read it! Because where would the fun be in just reading it, eh? (Ha..my inner Canadian just came out!)
On the first day of school my teacher gave to me, one shiny desk in a big classroom.
On the second day of school my teacher gave to me, two bathroom passes and one shiny desk in a big classroom.
On the third day of school my teacher gave to me, three essays, two bathroom passes and one shiny desk in a big classroom.
On the fourth day of school my teacher gave to me, four math tests, three essays, two bathroom passes and one shiny desk in a big classroom.
On the fifth day of school my teacher gave to me, five golden rules. Four math tests, three essays, two bathroom passes and one shiny desk in a big classroom.
On the sixth day of school my teacher gave to me, six textbooks, five golden rules, four math tests, three essays, two bathroom passes and one shiny desk in a big classroom.
On the seventh day of school my teacher gave to me, seven homework assignments, six textbooks, five golden rules, four math tests, three essays, two bathroom passes and one shiny desk in a big classroom.
On the eighth day of school my teacher gave to me, eight science journals, seven homework assignments, six textbooks, five golden rules, four math tests, three essays, two bathroom passes and one shiny desk in a big classroom.
On the ninth day of school my teacher gave to me, nine paper cuts, eight science journals, seven homework assignments, six textbooks, five golden rules, four math tests, three essays, two bathroom passes and one shiny desk in a big classroom.
On the tenth day of school my teacher gave to me, ten spelling words, nine paper cuts, eight science journals, seven homework assignments, five golden rules, four math tests, three essays, two bathroom passes and one shiny desk in a big classroom.
On the eleventh day of school my teacher gave to me, eleven books to read, ten spelling words, nine paper cuts, eight science journals, seven homework assignments, five golden rules, four math tests, three essays, two bathroom passes and one messy desk in a big classroom.
On the twelfth day of school my teacher gave to me, twelve sharpened pencils, eleven books to read, ten spelling words, nine paper cuts, eight science journals, seven homework assignments, five golden rules, four math tests, three essays, two bathroom passes and one messy desk in a big classroom.
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I think I would want to skip the ninth day of school if you were my teacher!
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